fuckyeahthreescompany:

Janet: Okay, now, listen. Last month, my father’s ulcer starts really acting up, right? And so  my mom calls me up and tells me about it. And she says that the reason my father’s ulcer is really acting up is because he worries about me all the time and the reason my dad worries about me all the time is because I’m not married yet. So I got really upset while we were talking, Jack, I mean I was really worried! And I ended up saying, ‘tell him I’m married!’ and she did.
Jack: Wait, you mean that -
Janet: I mean that my parents think I’m married.

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